The day we raided the caravan

1997

Created by contemporary_art 16 years ago
One of my funniest memories was when Paul was living in a caravan in earlswood with Lee. It was 2am in the morning and Dan and me had been out and about playing with a loud speaker he had rigged up to my car, I was in a white rover at the time so it worked perfectly in our plan. We tore across the field at great spead while i keyed up the mike " Paul Warren (as he was at the time) This is the police, Come out of the caravan with your hands in the air ". a few minutes later, in his saggy pants accompanied by lee a dazed and recently woken Paul arrived at the door, blinded by full beams with his hands in the air as instructed. Trying not to laugh as i was speaking i said "get down on your knees with your face down" He looked very annoyed with this command as it had been raining and he was almost naked and the field was really muddy. I repeated my command but cracked up at the last word so he realised it was us, Running across the field at full force he was soooo angry i accidently floored him with a knee to the nuts, purely accidental i thought he was gonna kill me ! but it had the desired effect , He dropped to the floor in pain, I had to make it up to him of course with a fat bliff for the pain. I always laugh when i remember the lookon his face. Classic